What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a-going on here?!? (yes, I am old). I have worked in restaurants consistently at one position or another since 1994, have an Associate in Science degree in Culinary Management, worked my way up from dishwasher to Executive Pastry Chef at a Marriott property (Marriott Bay Pointe in Panama City, FL at 30° Blue Restaurant under Executive Chef Shelly Cooper (a/k/a "smelly pooper", surely fired by now)), and have cleaned flat-top grills (a/k/a "griddles") for several decades now. All of a sudden, there is talk at my job that I must wear a FACE SHIELD whilst cleaning the griddle OR BE FIRED! WTF?!?!?!?!????? It is said that OSHA decreed the rule. This so-called "rule" NEVER moved through Congress (btw, if "con" is the opposite of "pro". then is not "congress" the opposite of "progress"?). Okay, so let me get this. Because some asshole bureaucrat in some asshole agency thinks I need to be borne in bubble-wrap to walk down a hallway to the restroom, AND that I must by REGULATION (NOT LAW -- IMPORTANT POINT HERE) have 248-ply bathroom tissue (TP) so that I will not intentionally inflame the hemorrhoids which I do not have (but MIGHT), and I couldn't poo, but only peed, thus causing me to not need the regulated 248-ply tissue, can I sue? As the potential poo'er? As the mandated 248-ply tissue provider? What about WOMEN'S toilets? Those creatures use toilet paper WHOLESALE! I had a girlfreind, and when she visited, a roll disappeared every other day. Yes, half a roll per day. I bought 2-ply, but if GovCo mandated that I buy 248-ply, I would have had to trade my Ferrari for the 248-ply paper.