Friday, February 28, 2020

Books! Everyone has a book! Books are wonderful, don't misread me, but most people won't spend the time to read a whole book. However, the interested will take the time to read a pamphlet, or a news article, or a blog. 

We bloggers are the new Pamphleteers! We are today doing what Thomas Paine did before our Revolution. We put the truth in print; today's print is the blogs, yesteryear's print was the Pamphlet. Think back to 1773, a time before the Tea Party (the original Boston Tea Party).

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture (Full with Cannons)

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

I ordered a product from a website on June 16, 2016, and today it is August 10 (Dad's Birthday), 2016, and these fuckers hav yet to package my order, let alone send it out! F U C K ! ! ! !

Here is the eMail I sent to them:


Re: Duty Free Depot order #805384 - Post People Ray Ihnot Today at 8:34 PM

To billing@dutyfreedepot.com 

Message body

Where the fuck are my smokes? It has been SIXTEEN FUCKING WEEKS! You charged me $90 FUCKING DOLLARS for SHITTY FUCKING SERVICE! YOU told me SIX WEEKS! It had been SIXTEEN!

I DEMAND MY $90 SHIPPING FEE BE RETURNED! I FURTHER DEMAND AN ADDITIONAL 2 CARTONS of Golden Gate Blue!

THIS IS INEXCUSABLE! 

Will I ever order from you again?

We shall see!

Depends how you handle THIS!

I have used dutyfreedepot.com exclusively for well over 10 years.

Make this RIGHT or this will be the end! 

Yes, I am pissed off about my order. In case you do not understand American English, "pissed off" means "extremely angry to the point of wanting to cause physical damage/harm, as in punching one of you in the nose.

Send my fucking cigarettes already! Quit FUCKING with me! Stop PISSING ME OFF! What the fuck is WRONG with you people? YOU had my MONEY 2 days after the order was placed in APRIL!!! FOUR GOD DAMNED MONTHS!!! FUCK YOU!

This company has, in the past, been slightly delinquent in the first delivery, but never by more than a week. THIS time they are delinquent by more than TWO MONTHS! FUCK YES  am PISSED OFF! Would you be this angry? RSVP if you would or would not. If you hate what I did, bash me personally on twitter @c_am_el_s , and fuck you very much.

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

CREEDOCIDE

Sunday, September 20, 2015

How Can You Say "No" To This Face?

I hate seeing this question, and dislike reading it a little more. So, I will answer it for you;

Look the face you allegedly an not say "no" to right in the eyes; do not drop eye contact. In fact, focus both of your eyes on the subject's right pupil (most people are right eye dominant).

Press the tip of your tongue against your hard palate--just behind your upper incisors--with your jaw open slightly. (The tip of your tongue will be placed correctly if it is in contact with all four of your upper incisors and all four of your lower incisors with about a 5mm gap between the two.)

Begin enunciating. Tighten your vocal cords while exhaling--the air being pushed out of your lungs will cause your tightened vocal cords to vibrate together, making your voice sound.

Next, gradually lower your lower jaw (mandible), and as you lower your jaw, purse your lips as if to whistle (bring the corners of your mouth closer to each other and make your lips into a small round circle).

The resulting sound will resemble the word "NO". (Make sure QuickTime is enabled in your browser to hear it for yourself.)

THAT is how I can say "NO" to ANY face!

Sunday, September 16, 2012

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a-going on here?!? (yes, I am old). I have worked in restaurants consistently at one position or another since 1994, have an Associate in Science degree in Culinary Management, worked my way up from dishwasher to Executive Pastry Chef at a Marriott property (Marriott Bay Pointe in Panama City, FL at 30° Blue Restaurant under Executive Chef Shelly Cooper (a/k/a "smelly pooper", surely fired by now)), and have cleaned flat-top grills (a/k/a "griddles") for several decades now. All of a sudden, there is talk at my job that I must wear a FACE SHIELD whilst cleaning the griddle OR BE FIRED! WTF?!?!?!?!????? It is said that OSHA decreed the rule. This so-called "rule" NEVER moved through Congress (btw, if "con" is the opposite of "pro". then is not "congress" the opposite of "progress"?). Okay, so let me get this. Because some asshole bureaucrat in some asshole agency thinks I need to be borne in bubble-wrap to walk down a hallway to the restroom, AND that I must by REGULATION (NOT LAW -- IMPORTANT POINT HERE) have 248-ply bathroom tissue (TP) so that I will not intentionally inflame the hemorrhoids which I do not have (but MIGHT), and I couldn't poo, but only peed, thus causing me to not need the regulated 248-ply tissue, can I sue? As the potential poo'er? As the mandated 248-ply tissue provider? What about WOMEN'S toilets? Those creatures use toilet paper WHOLESALE! I had a girlfreind, and when she visited, a roll disappeared every other day. Yes, half a roll per day. I bought 2-ply, but if GovCo mandated that I buy 248-ply, I would have had to trade my Ferrari for the 248-ply paper.

I'm Offended

I am sick of the political correctness which has successfully killed the United States of America. Fuck the offended! If that offended you, piss off! Crawl back under your rock, you sissy! Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are "racist"?!? WT?!? Fuck you and the camel you rode in on! Oh, "camel", "that's racist" because it implies ragheads you say? Fine, raghead, GTFO! I put up with your ass when you bombed the parking basement of WTC in 1993, I put up with you on 9/11 but that was the last straw and as of then, I hate you! I never hated anyone before 9/11, but now I hate (or at least distrust) ALL muslims because the good ones keep their fucking mouths shut whenever the hard-core sand-niggers blow shit up! Alkada (and I take pride in misspelling it) can kiss my fat, shitty, monkey-butt asshole! So can the silafists, the wahabis, the sunis, the "muslim brotherhood", and all those PRO-SHARIA PRO-CALIPHATE ass-jerk-offs who desperately need to be killed!
As an American, I desperately want to be left the fuck alone, as did our founding fathers. I no more want King Obama telling me I need to pay a carbon tax than the Founders wanted King George telling them they had to pay a tea tax (that had a big role in the American Revolution, for those of you in Rio Linda (credit to El Rushbo)).
And after this 2012 9/11 with 4 US Embassies attacked on the same day?!? I say KILL ALL PRO-SHARIA MUSLIMS! Did that offend you? GOOD! We are waking up to who our true enemies are. The person who lit my fire this time was Walid Shoebat at shoebat.com who was a member of the "Muslim Brotherhood" and is now sounding the alarms to the Western Civs (yes, US, WAKE THE FUCK UP (to quote Samuel L[iberal] Jackson (fuck him in his asshole till it bleeds))).
I dislike all muslims
I will never trust a muslim
muslims caused that in 2001, because before that I did not know them
They introduced themselves to me with their ambassador Mohammed Atta
we all know what he did.
If you are a sand nigger and want to debate with me your stupid, fucked-up "religion", a religion in which you denigrate females (without whom you could never procreate -- oh, nevermind, y'all rape them when they're 14), then respond, oh ye dickless fucks!
If you want to call me a "racist", go the fuck ahead! That word--"racist"--no longer holds meaning in the English language. If a PB&J is "racist", then so are white socks, and for that matter, so are black socks. What about argyle socks? Probably racist as well. I can only conclude that anyone claiming racism is a racist. Fuck all y'all, I need another beer and a shot. Then another shot. This country is lost.
It's lost to the politics of "who has it the worst in the perception of the news viewers"?
Most "TV9 at 6 News" (or whoever) viewers don't generally care much beyond the local stuff like a fire at 4th and Main (hey, that's near my local sandwich shop). They hear that the sandwich shop survived the fire and that is where they buy lunch the next day (God bless them).
I will put this up for review and scrutiny
Fuck you "allah" (he is ay and sucks only uncircumcised dicks
ay=gay
Jehovah is the one I grew up with
and even he is suspect
piss off, all!

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

I think we should scrap Obamacare entirely, and what Congress should do instead is permit the free market to work by allowing health insurance to be purchased across state lines as automobile insurance is.  The point you make about companies not paying a claim based on an uncrossed "t" or an undotted "i", I've not heard of, but they could deny the claim, and perhaps congress could make law against that, a "health insurance good faith law" or something. I think the interstate trading of policies (rather than the intrastate system we have now) would do more to lower costs than anything GovCo could ever do. Also, some state laws require mandatory crap to be covered, such as mandatory coverage for "port wine stain birthmarks" or "male pattern baldness" and it is things like this that jack rates up exponentially.  I currently can find my cheapest policy for $241 per month (x 12 = $2,892 per year), or I can pay my bills myself which is (per year) 2 doctor visits (one with blood work), $185; Prescription pills for hypertension and high cholesterol, $518.72; grand total per year? $703.72, not counting an emergency. So, I save $2,188.28 per year by NOT having insurance.
Secondly, insurance is neither a right nor a privilege, it is a commodity. It was during World War II when GovCo instituted "Wage And Price Controls" that employers, who could no longer offer legally a job to the best candidate for the highest dollar amount per year, decided to sweeten the pot to entice the candidate by offering perquisites (not "perks") such as company-paid health insurance for his whole family, paid sick leave, and paid holiday leave. Today, the dumb masses believe that the employer is responsible for employee healthcare which led to popular support of Obamacare which passed the House by a mere 220 for and 215 against, and the Senate passed a different version which originated in the Senate which passed the House 219-212 for; but wait, according to the Constitution, ANY bill regarding confiscation of Citizen's money MUST originate in the House. This bill confiscates MY money by MANDATING that I purchase a product which I have heretofore demonstrated I do not need.  The "Commerce Clause" argument is out the window with the knowledge that the bill the POTUS signed was originated in the Senate, and I hope the SCOTUS recognizes that. And Kagan should recuse herself from this case as she was the Solicitor General under Obama WHILE the law was being written! 
On the whole, institutional "free" healthcare is a bad idea, never mind who might be implementing it.